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wallabri:

professional newscaster cecil baldwin

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1 year ago
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sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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1 year ago
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floozys:

the fact that breast feeding in public is up for discussion

the fact that the sexualization of breasts has gotten to the point where it get’s in the way of it’s sole fucking purpose  

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1 year ago
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nutellaslave:

blank:

If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean

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1 year ago
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jankirschstein:

if you wanna be my lover you have to couple cosplay with me

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1 year ago
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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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1 year ago
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Punch in the Face Poetry: "Clatter," Neil Hilborn

neilhilborn:

It is impossible to imagine a color
you have not seen. I can’t call my mother
because she makes me panic. When I
say I am crying what I really mean
is that I want to cry but can’t. Instead
of dying, the jellyfish simply ceases
to move. Glass moves like any other
liquid, but…

1 year ago
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zerachin:

excuse you but they should have cast Bruce Wayne as Batman

1 year ago
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palaceofposey:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

Oh my god, it’s not even that he accidentally drops it, he just purposely let’s go of them, expecting for them to float in the air while he goes about his business.

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1 year ago
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neurocyte:

foxear:

Beatles fans wait on a New York street for a chance to glimpse their idols 

someone should let them know the beatles are dead

neurocyte:

foxear:

Beatles fans wait on a New York street for a chance to glimpse their idols 

someone should let them know the beatles are dead

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1 year ago
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Don’t step on the floor, the floor is lava!!!
Children of Pompeii, 79 AD (via wu—tang—dan)

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1 year ago
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chicheroines:

Rapunzel from Tangled, cosplay by ~Usagi-Tsukino-krv, photography by Olga Lebedeva

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1 year ago
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cuteosphere:

There are many other differences between the two that are not covered by this comic - for example, humour is ultimately controlled (like everything else) by the society we live in, so some things will fall flat as a piece of “dark comedy” because they resonate too closely with society’s discomforts or issues. Nothing exists in a vaccum, and free speech is not an excuse to make people view your artwork is if it does.

Humour isn’t as simple as you’d think! It’s a complex thing and can be difficult to understand, and if you are interested I reccomend researching popular dark comedy movies and series and expanding your knowledge!

Thank you.

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1 year ago
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